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Mammoth Monitor Lizard Invades Singapore Grand Prix, Proclaims Itself Lizard King

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The monitor lizard – an extremely large lizard by lizard standards – has invaded the Marina Bay Circuit at the 2016 Singapore Grand Prix and claimed the track as its domain, naming itself to be the Lizard King of the 2016 Singapore Grand Prix.

As Lizard King, the reptile may claim itself to be the automatic winner of the race. Additionally, one of the Lizard King’s duties will be to eat Bernie Ecclestone sometime during the grand prix weekend…

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